I’m about to admit my only character flaw to you all… I’m impatient. (Pause for gasps.) Yes, me, the teacher, is impatient. I’m very patient with my students, patient with my slow computer, and patient waiting for my nails to dry. But when it comes to food, bitch don’t make me wait 45 minutes.
I don’t cook because…. well because… um… I just don’t want to. You have to like think about what you’re making, check to be sure you have all the ingredients, put them together, heat them up or something, and then comes the worst part- you have to clean it all up. Ugh. By then it’s 7 or 7:30 and all the good shows are on (you know, Modern Family, Real Housewives of well, anywhere etc.) and there I am with my hubbie groaning about loading the dishwasher and putting food down the disposal. Because of this extremely taxing experience, I prefer to eat at restaurants when I get the chance.
So then comes Saturday night. We leave church and get in the car.
“Where should we eat?” The hubbie asks.
“Oh I don’t care…” I say casually, secretly hoping for my favorite place.
We head to restaurant #1. We park the car about 3 miles from the entrance and hope it’s not busy. Um, duh, red flags were waving at us in the face and we ignored them.
“Hi, ” I say to the hostess, “2 people please!” I always think that a big smile and overly sweet greetings will get us in faster.
“45 minutes!” she says just as sweetly, handing me the buzzer.
I turned my head in such a panic I almost bitch slapped that poor hostess in the face with my hair. The hubs and I agreed we wouldn’t wait that long, handed the buzzer back, and bolted in search of food from somewhere else. But not before I slipped out a nasty, “That’s why we don’t come here,” just loud enough for the hostess holding the door open to hear. I’m not proud of that one, but when I get hungry I turn into a completely different person.
Off we went to restaurant #2 (my pick!). We never have to wait there, this was a sure thing! We walked in and I did the chipper and overly sweet, “Two people please!”
“45 minutes!” she said through a smile and handed me the buzzer. This time I did not even confer with the hubs. I pushed that buzzer right back and we headed out the door.
“Now what?!” I said, as if there were about to be a nuclear attack and we had 5 minutes to find food or we’d starve.
We decided fast food was the way to go and happily walked right up to the register, ordered, and ate our food within 20 minutes (What can I say? We were hungry.) We hopped in the car and headed home, 3 restaurants later, satisfied.
So here’s my question to you: How long is appropriate to wait for a table at a restaurant? How long are you willing to wait? Am I the only one who is too impatient to wait more than a half hour for a table? If I’m psycho please feel free to let me know that as well, everyone needs a reality check once in a while. But be brief, I don’t have the patience to read through long comments.